Old News

Didn't really want to have to look at Claude anymore when I opened my blog so now that it's Saturday, he's old news. Actually, he's been old news for a long time. He's 40 years old! You can see the gray hair in there. In fact, there's a lot more gray hair now AND it's longer. I did give him a survival kit today to welcome him to full-time ministry. All I can say is that you're never prepared for it - people are just way too weird to be able to prepare for the stuff that they'll throw at ya (good and bad)

Anybody got any weird church people stories? I can think of a couple guys that use megaphones to shout at people that they need Jesus - that's weird. Or the people I've heard of who complain because their pastor "talks about Jesus too much." Weird. Then there's the parents who think because they bring their kids to church, their kids will automatically turn out ok - yeah, weird. And the atheist kid who used to come to church to talk with me about God AFTER the youth group met because he didn't want to come to church. So what's your story...?