Therefore, by the power vested in me, I'm tempted to the point of most likely making this a reality. The printer is hereby sentenced to Death by Dropping from at least the 7th story (seven being a nice Biblical sounding number and all). Unless someone wants to try to intervene and file a petition or seek a stay, the sentence is most likely to be carried out in short order. I'll keep you posted and make the video available here for those with voyeuristic tendencies. Of course we only video to make sure proper procedures are followed and the printer does not suffer in any cruel or unusual way (yeah right!)
The guilty printer that has been sentenced to death
(I'm actually looking forward to it.
Does that make me a bad person?
How about a bad Pastor?)
(I'm actually looking forward to it.
Does that make me a bad person?
How about a bad Pastor?)
9 comments:
you could sell it on ebay as "slightly used"...
You need to kill it off some how during a service. You have talked about it during service a couple times so it's only fitting it gets destroyed during that. I am sure we can come up with some interesting method of doing it.
There are some great ideas on here....
http://www.cartridgesave.co.uk/news/25-ways-to-destroy-your-old-printer/
Uh... Here's the thing: Seven is a Biblical number, but generally considered the "number of completion"— 7 days of creation (FINE- 6+1), 7 feast days,etc. 10 is the number of judgment— 10 plagues, 10 commandments,etc., so if you want to sentence it to death, I really think you need at least a 10 story fall.
thou shalt not murder... but im guessing that was addressed to people not things...and also...thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself...but a printer isnt really a neighbor...so...GO FOR IT!! ahh reminds me of the good ole youth days... :)
wait i was wrong...thou shall not KILL... which would involve murder...but yea
Jim, I like how you're thinking.....10 stories in Greenville might not be easy to find though.
Shipley, I'll consider other options but am still partial to a purposeful push over the edge of a tall building.
you're funny. :)
This post is getting more comments than most of your other blogs... I think "printer hatred" is running rampant in our society!!
i find you less funny after your shirt comment, but still somewhat amusing.
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